Wednesday, October 3, 2007

Heros Episode 2

As a little bonus for all you loyal readers i am going to start reviewing Hero's(what is the proper grammar here)



I am a big fan of season one and couldn't wait for the second season to start. Well it started and has not disappointed yet.

The new characters introduced are Maya and her brother. She has some sort of wacky power that makes peoples eyes bleed black. If he is near her the she she is calmed down and things go back to normal (well somewhat if you consider black pus (did you know there was only one s in pus i just learned that last night(i just realised that if i keep going i can have a whole paragraph written in parenthesis(why is a curvy half moon such a long fucking word that is hard to spell)from their eyes))).

We learn that Peter was stuck in a shipping container in Ireland that was supposed to be stolen iPods. He has no memory but can use his power. I think this is kind of weird because originally he had to think of the power to use it now he has no ability to think of it and they are coming instinctually.

Hiro is in feudal Japan with a drunk Englishman. The drunk is Kensei but he doesn't want to do the things that the history books tell him that he will do so Hiro puts on the mask and does this for him. Time travel is great because it will make your head explode just a little bit. Consider this The man that Hiro has looked up to his entire life is actually Hiro. Wow their goes one of the last few cells up there, need to get my bong.

Nathan is now a drunk. his mother is on a shit list some where. Sulu was killed.

Parkman is now a NYPD Detective but for some reason the writers don't feel like it is important for him to have remembered anything that happened with his cataclysmic event. OK I don't remember if he ever met Hiro and Ando so i cannot get angry with him walking by Ando without any recognition , but surely he has to have heard the name Patrelli from last season as the blowing up man that he watched fly into the sky from point blank range. Why when he is questioning the Mother does he not know anything about her. (for those of you that could not tell I am a DC fan so that means by nature i am also a continuity nut.)

Claire is now Legal. Oh wait her part in the show, yeah that is what I was going to wright about. Well she is still coming to grips with her power and decided to test it by cutting off her toe. It did grow back thankfully for all you foot fetishist out there. And she has almost made a new friend that has powers as well. He can fly much like nathan. (Hmmmmmmm here is wacky theory number 1: What if this kid is also a Bastard off spring of Nathan?)

People who know me know my other really wack theory that Mr. muggles is really a shapeshifter that has been sent by "the nine" to keep an Eye on bennet. Yep you heard it here first if that Dog Ever does Talk I want you all to say "there is this genius in NJ that had this idea. I thought he was off his fucking rocker but it turns out his fried mind could put some serious shit together."

Mohindars Blood is a healing factor and he and Parkman have gone all New Hampshire living together and Raising Molly. And that Freak of a kid is having nightmares about a "boogie man".
C'mon parkman just tell her "Molly dear there is no Boogie man just someone that in invading your dreams and killing anything that it comes in contact with." i think that would put the kid at ease. (yes folks in two months I will be a Father.)

We haven't seen Nicki, DL and whatever the fuck the kids name is and to tell you the truth I don't care . Worst actors i have ever seen.

Well this is a long enough post. if i think of anything else i will put it with Episode 3.

Talk to you all later

TJ

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